Dear sirs;
The encoded affirmation of my previous progress report submitted to intragalactic operation headquarters is hereby acknowledged. The questions posed for clarification are covered in the attached media enclosure communique as per standard long distance stealth ops procedures.
The current state of affairs with the occupying Thetan forces is truly an exhilarating mix of uber-readiness and total leakgasm amongst all ranks of Anonymous as of star date 034.1891.
The Marcab Confederacy ground force troops here on Teegeeack are reveling in there pirate garb and picketing sound bite transmission kits for Operation Sea Arrrgh, which is the next worldwide protest against organized scientology on June 14th.
Meanwhile, the internets tactical squadrons have quadrupled their throughput stats in the venues of mass media integration, Wikileaks vault expansion, and three dimensional information dissemination.
The small-to-medium sized WINS climax in such a rapid procession as of late, our german psych sponsors have begun supplying wholesale quantities of cyber lube to all major cells and urban outposts on a bi-weekly basis. Upon your review of the following Station Commander reports and requested intel communiques, I'm sure you'll agree the onslaught of our ongoing campaigns is beginning to reach beyond EPIC!!! We are absolutely certain that Xenu is surely beaming with devilish delight at our recent endeavors!
We also respectfully submit the new ensign patch officiated on this earth date for all Project Chanology tactical divisions. The outdated confederacy attire hasn't been updated in over a millenia, so we forthwith retire all equally antiquated dress code policies being that dressing as pirates and suitfags for the duration of the Summer of Lulz (and possibly longer) is now the given norm.
Respectfully Yours,
Anonymous Legion, Marcab Confederacy Project Chanology Archivist #2008.00.001
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